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By Walton, Texas Ranger , in Campus Life Clickbait , at April 28, 2023 Tags: , , ,

Texas A&M University is known for having the MOST EPIC traditions of any University in the WHOLE WORLD — probably the universe. Every REDASS Aggie knows about Midnight Yell, Muster, and Elephant Walk… but DID YOU KNOW that Texas A&M has a BIG SECRET???

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So now you know… but you didn’t hear it from us.

—Walton, Texas Ranger