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Callaway House Claims Mold Part of New Spa Package

By MSC++ , in Campus Life , at April 11, 2023 Tags: , ,

On Monday, residents of Callaway House were given door hangers advertising building-wide spa treatments at no additional cost. The marketing material announced that the organic mold growing on residents’ walls and ceilings provides a variety of health benefits for students.

The launch of the program was highlighted on the Callaway House website. “Student success and well-being are our top priorities,” the announcement post said. “So we’re excited to use mold to provide sinus clearing and create a comforting natural environment.”

Despite skepticism from the scientific community, residents and community stakeholders alike have reportedly appreciated the extra layer of luxury. “I’m so glad they’re doing this,” resident John Loya said. “I hope this mold thing stops that mysterious cough I’ve been having!” Later that day, Texas A&M Athletics tweeted their appreciation for corporate social responsibility and praised their long-standing partnership with Callaway House for promoting student health.

When pressed for comment, Callaway House’s property management team said that they would not respond due to pending litigation.

—MSC++