Fish Camp Counselors Excited for Next Summer of Short Lived Friendships
Following the release of Fish Camp counselor decisions, third-year counselor Travis Spade expressed excitement for his third and final summer of forming shallow and brief relationships with fellow counselors.
Specifically, Spade is interested in learning more about his camp through the personal questions asked in Hot Seats. “After my last partz’s hot seat, and learning the intimate details of her sex life, I felt like I really knew her,” Spade said of his perfect partner, whose last name and favorite color he did not care to learn. “Hearing trashy stories from the rest of my last camp helped me understand them all a lot better. Especially considering I didn’t really talk to them for two months after camp reveal.”
Though Spade has been a part of three previous camps, he has lost contact with each person he met through Fish Camp. “My last two partners were just not a great match,” Spade said. “We only made out once at the APP, and didn’t even hook up.”
Spade claims this year will be different, but sources report he is already on the lookout for another group to party with next semester.
—Hannibal Lechner
While Hannibal might come across as some psychotic murderer, he’s really just a University Honors student, got it? Yeah sure, he makes prolonged eye contact as you pass by the couches in the Lechner hallway, and his intense obsession with true crime podcasts might make you uneasy, but he’s maybe only a little bit of a sociopath at best. Leave the serial killer vibes to McFadden, okay?