Most Popular KANM Radio Host’s Show Loses Entire Audience After Power Outage at Mother’s House

At 2:30 a.m. Tuesday night during primetime hours for KANM Student Radio, tragedy struck the organization’s most popular radio show, PB&Jams. The show’s host, Parker Brooks, lost her entire listening audience due to an alleged power outage in her hometown that left her mother unable to tune in to the show.

“It was like the worst thing to ever happen to me,” Brooks said into the cold void of obscurity. “One second you are on top of the world, the next you are just like everybody else on campus.”

Before making her entire personality revolve around student radio, Brooks was an ordinary telecommunications major. Brooks first made waves in her industry by being the first person courageous enough to endure the embarrassment of telling their family they host a student radio show. She recently expanded into previously unreached markets and grown PB&Jams’ listenership to be the largest at KANM.

Longtime fan and biological father of Parker, Liam Brooks, accused Parker’s mother, Teresa Brooks, of going to bed early instead of listening to PB&Jams on Tuesday. Liam lives directly across the street from Theresa, a point that is frequently discussed on PB&Jams. He claims he experienced no power outage that night. When asked why he was not listening to the radio show at the time, he coincidentally entered a tunnel and lost connection.

We reached out to Teresa Brooks for comment, but she was unable to answer due to the increasingly suspiciously long and localized power outage at her home.

 

— BTHO Rabies