Drug-Tasting Class Created by HORT Department After Popularity of Wine Course

Following the tremendous popularity of HORT 416 Understanding Wine: From Vines to Wines and Beyond,  the Department of Horticultural Sciences announced the creation of a drug-tasting class called HORT 420: Understanding Drugs: From Crack to Infinity and Beyond. The class, which meets in a two-bedroom apartment at Z-Islander, will allow students to experiment with illicit substances in a safe environment free from narcs, snitches, and rats.

The syllabus, which students can only access on prepaid burner phones, outlines how state law requires “cool cops” to be present anytime drugs are being used. Additionally, the class follows a Bring-Your-Own-Bong, or BYOB, policy, but students can purchase one in cash to avoid leaving a paper trail. The course requires a supplemental fee for paraphernalia, but the money can be laundered with tuition payments in the Howdy Portal.

“I just finished Better Call Saul, so I’m super stoked to take this class in the fall for my science credit,” junior computer science major William Ling said. “I hope they bring in a real-life cook as a guest speaker.”

 

— Hullabaloo Neglect Neglect & MSC ALITTLE