Boyfriend Worried About Relationship After Getting No Action During Entirety of Avatar 2
Following an excruciating three hours in which no affection was reciprocated, sophomore chemistry major Evan Carlisle expressed serious concern about his relationship after leaving a date with his girlfriend at Star Cinema Grill.
“Sure, we didn’t exactly have the row to ourselves, but I counted at least five times when we could’ve definitely gotten away with making out,“ Carlisle said after watching the science fiction epic filled with themes of love and family. “On top of that, when she wasn’t pushing my hand away, she was almost about to fall asleep. I don’t even know why she agreed to go to this if she didn’t wanna see… the movie.
After watching the most anticipated release of 2022, Carlisle’s invitation to spend the night at his place was declined by his partner. Sources close to the couple have reported that a “talk” is scheduled between the two on Wednesday when the relationship is rumored to end.
— MSC ALITTLE
You’ve seen him, the phantom of the Memorial Student Center, lurking in the back of the lunch crowd. Perhaps you caught a glimpse of him darting in and out of various conference rooms. MSC ALITTLE is the CEO of overcommitment, and a sucker for any organization with a pithy acronym. His motives are a mystery. Clout chasing? Resume building? Maybe he just really likes the food at Rev’s. Whatever the case, we count ourselves lucky to be swept away to his lair in the basement, to be tutored in time management and seizing the day.