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Construction Workers Earn Degrees After Straight Four Years of Work on Campus

By Middle Class Missionairy , in Uncategorized , at February 8, 2023 Tags: , ,

Texas A&M University announced that construction workers will be granted degrees after spending years tearing down and rebuilding all areas of campus.

Workers who have spent at least four years on campus are eligible for bachelor’s degrees in communication, and geography along with a project management minor. Workers with 10 years of on-campus experience can receive diplomas from select master’s programs. Workers with three or fewer years of service are eligible for certificate programs.

“By honoring our local construction workers, we plan to remove stigma and hatred toward our traffic issues through providing workers with educational chances,” university spokesperson Duke Bowen said.  “We hope to improve the daily lives of the workers and commuters all across College Station, and maybe even Bryan if we’re lucky.”

 

— Middle Class Missionary