Engaged Student Next to You has No Idea How to Plan a Wedding

Last Tuesday, senior Kendal Pots, was seen sporting both a large diamond ring and a confused look on her face while scrolling through a catering contract.

While Pots has been engaged for four months now, she has yet to secure a photographer or caterer for her wedding. Sources within Pots’ circle have confirmed that she had considered using a student photographer to keep the costs low but recently decided against it. Although most students are not afforded the privilege she has, there are four other students in her next education class that will also be getting married this year whom she reportedly plans to consult.

“It’s not that I don’t want to get married, I just don’t know how to plan a wedding,” Pots said. “Making sure my color scheme isn’t tacky, and trying to understand floral design is tricky. Being a full-time student and full-time fiance is harder than it seems.”

After watching Pots continue to pour over her Pinterest board, students next to her expressed relief that their boyfriends weren’t proposing until late spring.

—Hannibal Lechner