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Brave Student Leaves Class Attendance in The Hands of The Spirit Bus

By Trad Co Wife , in Campus Life , at February 2, 2023 Tags: , ,

Early Monday morning, junior architecture major Celine Vasquez made the courageous decision to ride the Aggie Spirit Bus to class.

Despite leaving her apartment to get to the bus stop four hours before her 10 a.m. class, she was still seen waiting at 9:30 a.m.

When asked why she continuously uses this mode of transportation to get to her classes, Vasquez said “It’s not always easy walking into lectures 15 minutes late and interrupting the professor, but someone has to do it.”

Vasquez claims to be aware that there may be more time-efficient ways to ensure she is able to get to campus in a punctual manner.

“Listen, I’m not paying $1,500 in university advancement fees for nothing. I’ll be damned if I have to pay an extra $700 for a parking pass too.”

— Trad Co Wife