Lot 100 Illegally Annexes Nearby Lots
Earlier this week, Lot 100 annexed parking areas surrounding Penberthy and the Student Recreation Center. This moves comes following months of deterioration n the relationship between Lot 100 and Texas A&M University Department of Transportation.
Despite being decried by the transportation community, Lot 100 residents are in full support of the aggression. “It’s time our parking lot took steps to protect its borders,” Lot 100 commuter Maggie Turnster said. “I’m sick of always having to follow the rules I agreed to when I registered for a parking pass.”
Lot 62 was not available for comment, but, as Lot 100 expands, expands, pundits believe this region is the next to be seized in this ongoing expansion. In the case that the conflict expands, commuters are encouraged to seek shelter in the West Campus Garage.
— Hannibal Lechner
While Hannibal might come across as some psychotic murderer, he’s really just a University Honors student, got it? Yeah sure, he makes prolonged eye contact as you pass by the couches in the Lechner hallway, and his intense obsession with true crime podcasts might make you uneasy, but he’s maybe only a little bit of a sociopath at best. Leave the serial killer vibes to McFadden, okay?