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Industrial Distribution Major Never Wanted to Be in STEM Anyway

By Hannibal Lechner , in Uncategorized , at January 18, 2023 Tags: , , , ,

Last Friday, the Professional Association for Industrial Distribution clarified that industrial distribution is not a STEM major and would never like to be considered one.  This announcement comes after much deliberation about the status of this major and how it should be claimed.

Mackenzie Slollops, an industrial distribution junior, said she is unsurprised by the organization’s announcement. “It’s not like we really do the same things as other engineers, and I’m really tired of being associated with them,” Slollops said. “You might as well just put us in the business school.”

However not all students share Slollops’s sentiment, and many are upset about their loss of superiority on campus. “I can’t believe they would just remove us from the entire field like that, “sophomore Carson Whittle said. “I might not do much math or science, but I’m still better than someone in liberal arts.”

 

— Hannibal Lechner