Jimbo Announces Venue for End-of-Season Pizza Party
Following the final game, Texas A&M University head coach Jimbo Fisher announced the football team’s end-of-season party would be held at Lions Park on Chappel Street and would feature Gumby’s pizza. Fisher requested that parents drop players off by 1:30 p.m. this Saturday so that the trophy presentation could begin on time.
Despite not being a restaurant, Fisher assured players that the location, which was selected for its playground, would provide all the entertainment growing boys could need. He went on to state how the park provided plenty of space for parents to talk about plans for next season such as jersey color and whether the team should “play up” against older opponents.
Fisher has yet to comment on whether siblings will be invited to the party, which is said to feature a large sheet cake with the players’ names surrounding a football. At press time, the team moms were struggling last minute to find a coach’s gift after the trophy store mistakenly included the team’s win record on the “#1 coach” plaque.
—MSC ALITTLE
You’ve seen him, the phantom of the Memorial Student Center, lurking in the back of the lunch crowd. Perhaps you caught a glimpse of him darting in and out of various conference rooms. MSC ALITTLE is the CEO of overcommitment, and a sucker for any organization with a pithy acronym. His motives are a mystery. Clout chasing? Resume building? Maybe he just really likes the food at Rev’s. Whatever the case, we count ourselves lucky to be swept away to his lair in the basement, to be tutored in time management and seizing the day.