Jimbo Fisher Q-Drops 2022 Season
This morning, Texas A&M University Athletics announced that Jimbo Fisher will be Q-dropping the 2022 NCAA College Football season. As such, this season’s losing record of “5-7” will be replaced simply with a “Q” on Fisher’s permanent record.
“Coach Fisher would like to remind everyone that we all make mistakes,” athletic director Ross Bjork said. “He didn’t hold it against you when you Q-dropped CHEM 119 because you increased the concentration of alcohol in your blood rather than the concentration of your brain on studying. And he would prefer it if you didn’t hold our football program’s repeated public humiliations this season against him.”
Fisher’s Q-drop has once again reignited discussion among the Texas A&M community on whether or not Fisher is capable of passing as a head coach in future semesters or if he should drop out of the program entirely.
“I know I let this semester get away from me but next time I’m gonna study real hard,” Fisher said in response to this criticism.
With his losing record erased, Fisher remains hopeful that the NCAA will forget about the many utterly embarrassing games the Aggies have had this season and select Texas A&M to play in the playoffs or even a bowl game.
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