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Kitchen Fire Credited with Student’s Coolest BeReal Post

By Batt For Both Teams , in Campus Life , at October 27, 2022 Tags: , ,

Last week, sophomore architecture major Sheila Poppen captured her most interesting BeReal to date while starting a kitchen fire at her new job.

“Sheila was making great progress in her training, but as soon as she realized she only had two minutes to share capture what she was doing, she left the beef unattended and set the kitchen on fire,” coworker Alexis Ramone said. Poppen reportedly then chose to be real instead of being a responsible employee, allowing the fire to spread. Despite the property damage caused, Poppen expressed little regret for her actions.

“It’s too bad what happened at work, but my hands were tied,” Poppen said. “Posting late is not an option, I couldn’t bear it if others saw that I didn’t post on time and thought I was fake. I didn’t have a choice.”

Poppen was fired following the incident, but sources confirm it can never be said that she is fake. She is, as pundits have always claimed, as real as it gets.

 

— Batt for Both Teams