Business Student Council to to Launch “Maize” Merch Line as Fall Approaches
As the smell of pumpkin spice wafted through the halls of Wehner, the Business Student Council announced last week that they will be replacing the Mays merch sales with an exclusive “maize” collection to celebrate the changing of the season. This rebranding comes just as pumpkins and hay bales begin to take over Instagram feeds.
For students looking for something warmer to wear as the weather cools off, this new line will include sweatshirts and fleece vests featuring an aesthetic stitching of the popular fall symbol corn.
“We just wanted to do something festive for students to enjoy,” Johnathan Gatten, a representative for BSC, said. “It’s not everyday that you can rep both your business school and your favorite season of the year.”
As anticipation for this line grows, other student organizations have taken note. Reports say that “Corn of Cadets” merch is coming soon to drive competition for the best fall wear on campus.
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While Hannibal might come across as some psychotic murderer, he’s really just a University Honors student, got it? Yeah sure, he makes prolonged eye contact as you pass by the couches in the Lechner hallway, and his intense obsession with true crime podcasts might make you uneasy, but he’s maybe only a little bit of a sociopath at best. Leave the serial killer vibes to McFadden, okay?