Most Competitive Women’s Org Revealed to be That Group of Bitches in Kleberg
A recent analysis of women’s organizations at Texas A&M revealed that the group with the most competitive admission standards is, in fact, that one group of bitches in the Kleberg building.
These girls, normally seen in Seven jeans, livestock judging polos, and large turquoise earrings, have become the most elite circle of women on the west side of the Wellborn railroad tracks.
The group does not have a formal application to join but will assess potential new members, PNMs, with a quick once-over and subsequent evaluation. If the PNM is deemed worthy, she will be invited to a social round at The Tap for Piano Night. There, she will meet the girls and be evaluated while hitting on a 5’ 10” country male with a mullet and dip addiction that has already been claimed by an active.
After the social round, the PNM will receive their admissions decision at Chimy’s happy hour. Any girls not admitted will be labeled by the group as “not right in the head” or “a liberal feminist” and will be blacklisted in the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences.
— Milidairy Walk
Riding horseback and scanning the horizon for any cattle left behind, Milidairy Walk proudly lifts his hat and wipes the sweat from his brow. It’s been a long day on the range, and he is ready to get some shut-eye. As he takes in the beautiful sunset, he ponders what his family may do with the ranch generations from now. The sun slowly dips below the hills and Milidairy Walk turns for home, hoping to return before supper gets cold.