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Senior Delays Graduation to Attend One More Football Season

By Hannibal Lechner , in Campus Life , at September 27, 2022 Tags: , ,

Despite having finished the last required class for his management degree, senior Reese Slather decided to add an economics minor to his degree plan to remain a student for one more football season. This decision follows Slather’s realization that the Aggies will play Alabama at home again and that alumni tickets are far more expensive than a sports pass.

“Economics may not be my passion, but seeing the start of the Conner Weigman era is something I can get excited about,” said Slather, defending his decision.

Slather reportedly already has a job lined up in consulting after graduation,but he reassured his employer that this extra minor will be a major value add to the company. “Just think,” said Slather, “If one of my clients has a supply problem, I can better assist them while bonding over that crazy tackle last season against Bama.”

While Slather’s degree plan currently only reflects one extra semester, sources speculate he may choose to pursue a master’s program in order to further extend his time in Kyle Field.

 

— Hannibal Lechner