Custodial Worker with Degradation Kink Loves Picking Gum out of Urinals

Last week, custodial worker Lempi Buckley reported feeling aroused by collecting chewed gum from urinals across campus.  Similarly, a satisfaction survey distributed to the custodial staff this past summer found that almost 20% viewed bathroom cleaning as the most erotic part of their work.

“Love what you do, and you’ll never have to work a day in your life,” said Buckley. “Pulling chewed, piss-soaked gum from ZACH urinals has been a turn-on from day one, and it let me know I had found my place on campus. .”

Fellow custodial worker Dennis Laplace echoed Buckley’s sentiment and expressed appreciation for her employer’s support.“Texas A&M has continually remained inclusive of its staff with unique interests,” said Laplace. “Personally, not being respected as a human being is a huge kink of mine.” According to Lalace, an added bonus of her duties include the gum “marinating in the latrine for the whole day.”

Lempi is hopeful that Aggie men will “keep spitting their gum into urinals. Definitely not the trash can that’s two feet away.” She closed with a sigh and said, “if only the stall toilets didn’t flush.”

 

— Man in STEM