Concerns About King Raised Following Queen’s Death

Last Thursday, Queen Elizabeth II, Britain’s longest-serving monarch, passed away leaving many in mourning. Similar mourning was witnessed around College Station last Saturday after the Texas A&M Football team suffered a shocking defeat to Appalachian State, raising concerns for the well being of our King, Haynes.

Following the Queen’s death, concerns about King’s accession to the highest position in the land (starting QB) have spread across College Station. Some commentators have argued that King should abdicate, leaving the title to his younger heir apparent, Connor Weigmann. Others have pointed out that it is far too early in King’s reign for such a drastic measure

While the Queen enjoyed broad popularity, it has been suggested that King lacks the experience and authority to lead the people in such a difficult time. In fact, cries for a complete abolition of the Fisher regime can be heard across the campus. Despite the confusion of the last several days, one thing is certain: the coming weeks will be crucial if King is to regain the support of his people.

—World War Weeaboo