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Former Sophomore-by-Hours Excited to Claim New Title of Junior-by-Hours

By Hannibal Lechner , in Campus Life , at August 31, 2022 Tags: , ,

Last Wednesday morning, thousands of Class of ‘25 students woke up thrilled to use the title Junior-By-Hours.

Passersby near the Northside dorms frequently report the use of the Sophomore-By-Hours title by students that transfered a few extra hours. Current sophomore Ricky Couchman ‘25, former Sophomore-By-Hours, explained why he is so excited to claim his new title. “The minute that grades were due last year, I couldn’t wait to tell everyone that I am basically an upperclassman,” said Couchman. “I’ll have 61 hours, and that makes me a much more experienced student.”

Despite having hardly spent a year on campus, these Junior-By-Hours students are ready to use this new way to show superiority.

— Hannibal Lechner