Unclear if Girl Wearing Really Small Pants or Really Big Shirt

According to eyewitness reports, it could not be discerned if freshman psychology major and Chi Omicron sister Kennedy Landsdowne was wearing pants when she was walking through Pickard’s Pass from Lot 100. It was theorized that Landsdowne was either wearing a really big shirt, really small pants, or some combination of the two.

Wearing a shirt approximately four sizes too large is common practice for most women at Texas A&M University. The shirts, often emblazoned with an organization logo or witty statement, usually extend to at least mid-thigh, covering any pants the individual might be wearing. In other cases, shirts of a reasonable size are paired with shorts or other bottoms that have a centimeters-long inseam. In either scenario, it is impossible to determine if pants are being worn.

“I don’t see why people like my dad make fun of me for wearing a men’s triple extra-large t-shirt,” said Courtney Beauregard, a member of women’s organization Texas Ladies. “As merchandise chair for Texas Ladies, I made the executive decision to stop selling any size under a men’s large. God forbid we even try to sell a women’s cut shirt.”

At press time, it was still unknown if Landsdowne was wearing pants when she arrived on campus. Reports from the scene indicate that witnesses were glad that her shirt at least covered the lower half of her body, as it prevented them from engaging in the moral  dilemma of telling someone their buttcheeks are visible to save them embarrassment or pretending said buttcheeks are unnoticeable to prevent any personal embarrassment.

 

— Flash it Back, Ags