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Visiting Student Impressed With College Station Must Be From Real Shithole

By Flash It Back, Ags , in Campus Life Local News , at April 13, 2022 Tags: , , , , , ,

While checking in for her official campus visit at the Texas A&M University Visitor Center, high school junior Ainsley Slaughter praised College Station for being “beautiful and easy to navigate.” The tour guide checking Slaughter in reportedly dropped their iPad and was rendered speechless for approximately 3.2 seconds as a result of the unfounded, false comment.

“I was so taken aback that someone thought College Station was actually nice,” said Presley Granger, a tour guide of three years. “Everyone coming to visit always acts like we’re the city equivalent of a Porta-Potty, and I’ll be honest, they’re kind of right. Poor thing, she must be from a real shithole town.”

Upon further investigation, it was found that Slaughter was, in fact, from a real shithole town. The Slaughter family currently resides in Bovina, Texas, a panhandle city of 1,868 people known for its beef processing facilities, feedlots, and grain storage.

Slaughter was later heard comparing College Station to Paris, London, and Los Angeles during her campus tour.

 

— Flash it Back, Ags