Uninvolved Student Living Their Best Life
Despite heavy organizational involvement in her first few years of college, senior Bertha Marshall is no longer actively affiliated with any organizations. With no meetings to attend, Marshall is living enjoying her last year of college with more free time outside of her coursework and enjoying all the extra time she has.
Amidst Living a quieter lifestyle, Marshall is constantly being questioned by her friends about her college experience. They all claim that an ideal college experience consists of a packed social calendar with organizations and social events to attend constantly.
“She has been acting so weird,” said Joseph Funion, a friend of Marshall through MSC FISH. “She spends all her time in her room and doesn’t even care about going to Northgate anymore. I don’t get how she’s so happy.”
Instead of feeling pressured to attend events where she has to interact with people she hates, Marshall has been rejecting invitations to all organization-sponsored events so she can spend her time actually recharging from school and doing hobbies that she enjoys.
“I love saying no to things now,” said Marshall. “My joy of missing out is higher than ever.”
According to Marshall, she plans to continue embracing having no affiliations and to remain uninvolved on campus until she graduates.
— Midnight Smell
From the depths of the steam tunnels, cartoonishly green scent waves begin to emanate. They wrap around the live oaks, the leaves turning brown and dropping dead with a faint wail. Wait, it looks like someone’s coming out of the tunnel… oh holy shit. It’s your freshman engineering lab partner, and he still hasn’t showered! You try to run, but it’s too late. The cartoon scent waves grab your ankles and drag you screaming into the steam tunnels. Midnight Smell has struck again.