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Women Regret Petitioning to Attend Texas A&M

By BIMS and Snap , in Campus Life , at February 22, 2022 Tags: , , , ,

In 1963, Texas A&M University president General James Earl Rudder opened enrollment to female students, a landmark decision that has led to the current regret of 47% of the university’s student population.

The university has continuously striven to achieve a culture of excellence. However, the inclusion of female students was an oversight that requires immediate amending. Women may deserve a place on campus, but that does not mean they actually want one. Recent polling conducted by the Student Government Association Diversity Commission revealed 93% of the female population on campus believe the root of their stress and unhappiness is their pursuit of higher education.

When interviewed, Aggie Feminism Club president Jebodiah Monroe said, “Misogynistic practices, by definition, are prejudiced against women. But as an ally to women, I understand that the decision to withdraw from Texas A&M is their choice. I have no right to an opinion on their vision for the future.” His AFC officer board is already drawing up plans for “a better Texas A&M” and a peaceful transition back to the patriarchal roots of this university.

Women’s organizations have already drafted their petitions to begin the transition back to an all-men’s school for their sake and the sake of their children. They are eagerly awaiting a response from fellow female, President Banks.

 

— BIMS and Snap