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House Toy: A House Boy Fan Fiction

By Thanks & Gingham , in Greek Life , at February 2, 2022 Tags: , , , ,

“You’re a good house boy.” said Sarah as she seductively wiped the remaining spaghetti and meatballs from a plate in the kitchen sink.

Matthew let his eyes scan Sarah’s body for just a moment. Her platform sandals. Her white denim skirt. Her tucked in t-shirt and hair scarf. The Kendra Scott jewelry she adorned herself with topped off the look. The scents of her Old Spice Fiji deodorant and Victoria’s Secret Pink Body Mist pervaded the air.

“Oh, hubba hubba, what a woman,” he thought.

“I did my self-tanning routine last night,” Sarah added.

“Oh.”

“Just for you.”

“For me?”

“I knew you’d be here. It is Wednesday night dinner after all, and this is your job. I was just lucky a little test or class project didn’t keep you away.” Sarah said as she adjusted Kyle’s tie,  “You’re my favorite house boy.”

“And why is that?”

The lights in the sorority mansion’s kitchen were dim. All the other house boys had left Kyle to finish up the dishes and the girls of Apple Theta Pie had returned to their rooms for pillow fights in their underwear and boy talk.

“You have ocean blue eyes, golden brown hair, the most perfect dad bod, and you’re the soon-to-be president of Sigma Tau Alpha.”

“My tennis shoes are always the whitest…”

“Mhmm.”

Sarah ran her soapy hand through Kyle’s flowing locks.

“You have a girlfriend, Kyle?”

“Just a couple crazy exes. I’m…not ready for a relationship. We can still hook up though.”

Kyle and Sarah both knew very well that relationships between girls in the sorority and house boys were forbidden. If they were caught together, Sarah would be sent to Standards, and Kyle would lose his job, leaving him to rely only on Daddy’s monthly allowance.

“Can I ask you a question, Kyle?”

“I guess…”

“Will you be my house toy?

 

— Thanks & Gingham