Tuesday, November 5, 2024
Texas A&M's First Satirical Newspaper, Since 1875


4.0 Student Fails IM Leagues Content Quiz

By Sharts and Rec , in Intramural Hate Week , at November 16, 2021 Tags: , , , , ,

Earlier this week, physics sophomore Rebecca Stevenson was seen by witnesses hyperventilating in the MSC Flag Room after failing the IMLeagues softball quiz for the third time in a row.

“I don’t know what I’m getting wrong! I studied the rules and regulations handbook for an hour last night. I even made a Quizlet,” Stevenson said through wheezing sobs. “I’m the social chair for my SLO, and if I’m not on the softball team, it would be humiliating!”

Rebecca has previously boasted on Twitter about her Dean’s List award and has been described by classmates as “the girl in class who nods her head aggressively to make it clear that she’s paying more attention than anyone else.”

In order to achieve a passing grade on any intramural quiz, one needs to get every question right, unlike most quizzes where a passing grade is equivalent to a specific percentage. Some questions are simple, such as asking if one agrees to a certain set of rules set by IMLeagues. However, some go into the specifics regarding the sport and game itself, such as how many innings are in a game or the proper equipment needed in order to play.

While students with common sense will cheat, the try-hards who sit in the front row and insist on getting the right answers through hard work and dedication will never be able to participate in intramural sports.

 

— Sharts and Rec