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REPORT: Dude in Front Row of Lecture Hall Definitely Still a Little Drunk

By Aggie FacePlant , in Campus Life , at November 10, 2021 Tags: , , , , ,

Wednesday morning, senior management major Andrew Gomes attended his 8:00 a.m. MGMT 424 lecture still slightly intoxicated after a night out.

Sources close to Gomes report he intended to only have one or two margaritas at Los Cucos on Tuesday night but was later seen leaving the Northgate Domino’s around 2:30 a.m.. Gomes used his roommate’s bike to get to class, as his roommate had not gone to Northgate but was skipping class to sleep anyway.

“I had the spins and I kept falling asleep in between the professor calling on me,” Gomes said. “But I think I played it cool enough that no one noticed too much.” (Editor’s note: the professor of the class had noticed both the smell of alcohol and Gomes’s delayed speech almost immediately.) 

Per the syllabus, Gomes’s MGMT 424 course allows three unexcused absences per semester, and he would have skipped the class to nurse his Wednesday scaries, had he not used the last absence the Monday after the Alabama game.

“He tried to laugh it off afterward,” said classmate Charlie Jennings. “He said, ‘You know what they say: you can’t be hungover if you’re still drunk.’ And then he threw up.”

 

— Aggie FacePlant