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Evangelist Not Religious Either

By Ring Chunks , in Campus Life , at October 11, 2021 Tags: , , , , ,

While walking to class this past Friday, freshman Greg Stiller was accosted by a woman holding a Bible. Upon learning that Stiller was not religious and had no interest in learning more about her faith, the woman also claimed to not be religious either in an attempt to fabricate common ground and waste more of Stiller’s time.

Sporting a “God is Greater Than the Highs and Lows” tattoo, the evangelist claimed to also grapple with her faith. Stiller’s attempts to slip away still proved futile as the woman asked him more well-meaning questions that were unfortunately predicated on his belief in the Christian God.

The woman reportedly asked if Stiller would be interested in exploring his agnosticism further at Tuesday bible studies. At press time, Stiller’s plans do not include attending meetings to discuss his non-existent faith.

 

— Ring Chunks