Campus Voices: How Do You Secure a Second Date?

This article originally appeared in The Mugdown’s Fall 2021 print edition. To view a digital copy of the print edition, click here.

A recent survey at Texas A&M University found that many students are struggling to get a second date. What advice would you give to secure that elusive second date?

 

“Taking my dates to the Slocum Nutrition Center has worked well for me. Even if whoever I’m bringing isn’t super into me, it’s hard to turn down access to a Michelin star-quality meal, all on the athletic department’s tab, of course.”

— Shauna Rogers, Midfielder for Aggie Women’s Soccer

 

“I always make sure to show off my American Express gold card, usually by making a show of asking if they accept Amex at this location. Of course, I got approved for it off my parent’s credit, but my date will never know that.”

— Darnell Green, Business Honors and Supply Chain Major

 

“Showering before the first date has proven to be pretty helpful for me. Deodorant can be a nice touch as well, if you’re really trying to dazzle.”

— Aaron Jacobs, Computer Science Major

 

“Ever since I got my boots, wearing my full Class B uniform at all times has really improved my dating life. I might just be attracting boot chasers, but that’s better than nothing.”

— William Graham, Senior in the Corps of Cadets

 

“There was so much pressure for my co-chair and I to date that I think we both were too scared to call it quits, even though there wasn’t much of a love connection. It required a lot of effort and some top notch acting to make it seem like we were seriously dating, but at least this way we were able to save face in front of our counselors.”

— Lacey Owens, Fish Camp Chairperson

 

— Batt for Both Teams