We Ranked Every Brother in Delta Chi Sigma Not Currently on Academic Probation
With pillars like brotherhood, service, leadership, and academic success, it’s no surprise that the fine gentlemen of Delta Chi Sigma have managed to recruit some of the most promising individuals Texas A&M has to offer. Out of 150 members, this list ranks the best and brightest brothers of this esteemed organization.
1. Hunter Charleston
A triple-super senior, Hunter has proudly made the Dean’s List for the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences for eight semesters in a row. This dude seriously knows his way around Texas A&M’s social spheres and is like a dad to everyone in the frat. Since he’s only been taking three hours for the past seven semesters, he’s really been able to focus on developing Delta Sig’s social game and is proud to say that they have finally achieved a 3-star rating on GreekRank.
2. William O’Darey
You haven’t fully experienced the exemplification of the saying, “work hard, play harder” until you’ve met William. An agribusiness major, William does a great job of balancing the frat’s bar tab expense with their party cover revenue. Most days, he comes straight from his job at the poultry science breeding facility, but he’s almost done working off his Honor Council-mandated community service and doesn’t always have time to change before chapter meetings.
3. Jackson Swimm
A psychology major, Jackson has a sensitive side that’s seldom seen in this chapter. Ladies love him, brothers want to be him, and he’s single-handedly keeping Quizlet in business.
4. Kenneth Moore
Who DOESN’T love Kenneth? The brothers of Delta Sig don’t really know what he’s studying or how long he’s been here, and the Office of the Registrar says the last Kenneth Moore graduated in 1983, but this dude is a one-man party. As long as he’s not hurting the frat’s GPA, he’s welcome to stick around for as long as he wants.
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— Flash it Back, Ags
You may have seen her skulking around campus in a beige trenchcoat, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal her ass to unsuspecting students. An exhibitionist at heart, she’s been arrested for streaking fifteen times since 2012. UPD is aware of her presence and is doing their best to keep her away from sporting events, graduations, and the background of promotional materials. You can often find her doing squats at the Rec. If you ask politely, she might just show you her assets.