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The Nine Hottest Fish in the Corps of Cadets (You Won’t Believe #6!)

By Flash It Back, Ags , in Clickbait , at March 22, 2021 Tags: , , , ,

Within the Corps of Cadets, freshmen, or fish, are seldom regarded as attractive. After extensive research, The Mugdown has identified nine fish that have overcome the Corps-imposed barriers to being hot. The following list is a comprehensive grouping of the nine hottest fish in the Corps of Cadets.

  1. Suckermouth Catfish
  1. Red Drum
  1. Carp   
  1. Charlie the Starkist Tuna Mascot   
  1. Mahi Mahi
  1. Amberjack
  1. Whatever this is   
  1. fish Smitty from MATH 141   
  1. Grouper

 

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