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Career Tip: Send an 1800s Love Letter to Your Job Recruiter

By Haudi Arabia , in Uncategorized , at March 10, 2021 Tags: , , ,

Are you a senior scrambling to find employment? Send this to the recruiter at your dream job, and you’ll have a job secured by Monday!

Dearest and Truest Recruiter,

‘Tis been a fortnight since I last heard from you.

My heart longs for your sweet words, and I wish only health upon your being, especially during these dark times.

Since our first meeting at the Career Fair Ball, my thoughts have been occupied by no one else. Your endearing presence and the life we could have together tears at the caverns of my heart.

I ardently wait upon your response.

My only desire in this life is to be with you, to talk to you, and to share my dreams with you, so that you may remember me and choose me.

End my suffering! Tell me you want me!

Love,

Your loyal and faithful servant.

 

— Haudi Arabia