Career Tip: Send an 1800s Love Letter to Your Job Recruiter
Are you a senior scrambling to find employment? Send this to the recruiter at your dream job, and you’ll have a job secured by Monday!
Dearest and Truest Recruiter,
‘Tis been a fortnight since I last heard from you.
My heart longs for your sweet words, and I wish only health upon your being, especially during these dark times.
Since our first meeting at the Career Fair Ball, my thoughts have been occupied by no one else. Your endearing presence and the life we could have together tears at the caverns of my heart.
I ardently wait upon your response.
My only desire in this life is to be with you, to talk to you, and to share my dreams with you, so that you may remember me and choose me.
End my suffering! Tell me you want me!
Love,
Your loyal and faithful servant.
— Haudi Arabia
The son of the richest oil sheikh in the Persian Gulf, it was only a matter of time before good ol’ Haudi came to the best petroleum school in the US of A. Haudi is just like any other guy at Texas A&M, cheering in his suite at games, jet-setting every weekend, and carpooling in his G- Wagon to class. While we don’t have corporate sponsors, we do love the oil industry for catering every meeting with Christopher’s. Drill habibi, drill!