Aggie Football Fans Confused by Recent Success

Since the Aggies made it through the weekend without losing to a team we were predicted to beat, Aggie football fans are getting more and more optimistic for the rest of the season and for possible playoff hopes.

“I’m hopeful, but I know that hope is a dangerous game here,” said sports management major and self-proclaimed football god Richard Klement, “I’ve been saying this year is our year for so long it kind of became a meme. I never thought I’d actually believe it.”

Old Ag Raymond Sisman said he still doubts the team. “We saw Mond protesting 24/7 instead of being at practice,” Sisman said. “This performance is a giant fluke.”

Based on recent history, if anyone can beat a good Aggie football team, it’s an unranked team with no hopes at the playoffs whatsoever. Unfortunately, that’s precisely what the Aggies face in the coming weeks. With such a daunting schedule looking ahead, hope is still alive here in Aggieland, even though it sure feels uncomfortable.

 

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