Sorority Senior Just Going Through the Motions
The Mugdown has received reports that Alyssa Ragsdale, a senior in the Zeta Theta Gamma sorority, is just going through the motions. “It’s just hard, you know? It’s already uncommon to be involved as a senior, but now we don’t even get a bar crawl or Chilifest,” Ragsdale said. “I always told myself I was never going to be one of those girls who totally checks out her senior year, but now I kinda get it.”
Ragsdale reportedly attends chapter meetings every week on Zoom but has failed to attend any virtual sisterhood or philanthropy events. After further investigation, The Mugdown has discovered that this sentiment is widespread throughout all Texas A&M sororities. With COVID-19 restrictions effectively canceling all in-person events, seniors may have attended their last official event without even knowing it.
Nevertheless, seniors have still held out hope for the small bits of normality that remain within their sorority. Ragsdale had been looking forward to welcoming a great-grandlittle this fall. However, her grandlittle did not take a little, effectively ending their family lineage.
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