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‘Following the Rules Doesn’t Mean We Can’t Have Fun!’ Says Student Not Following Rules

By Anime Sciences , in Campus Life , at November 5, 2020 Tags: , , , ,

Following a discussion with his roommate about COVID-19 rules and regulations, junior economics major Phillip Lawler claimed that following Texas A&M University rules and CDC guidelines does not mean there are no fun things left to do. Lawler boldly asserted this despite having made no significant changes to his behavior other than the mandatory quarantine in the spring.

“Everyone is acting like this is the end of the world,” Lawler said, describing lifestyle changes made due to the coronavirus pandemic. “But we can still hang out with friends as long as we wear a mask and social distance.” Lawler attended two Halloween parties last weekend without a mask and attended an indoor election viewing party earlier this week.

Though Lawler has made few changes to his social interactions this semester, he has avoided making any social media posts without masks. Additionally, in any conversation about COVID-19 guidelines, he will make references to “those people who just can’t seem to take this virus seriously.”

When asked what he would do if he tests positive for COVID-19, Lawler said, “I’ll probably just be asymptomatic. Besides, I’m only around other college students. I won’t be giving it to anyone that is at-risk.”

After classes end, Lawler is excited to see his parents and extended family for Thanksgiving and winter break.

 

— Anime Sciences