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Jimbo Fisher Announces He’s Saving Demond Demas For ______

By Unsolicited Dunk Pic , in Sports , at October 30, 2020 Tags: , , , , ,

After questions arose over whether or not Aggies head coach Jimbo Fisher would start 5-star recruit Demond Demas, Fisher announced earlier this week that he would be saving him for ______.

“I was concerned why we wouldn’t play our most exciting recruit,” said long-time Aggie fan Earl Mathiasmeier. “But I can rest assured, knowing he’s being saved for ______. Jimbo really has a fantastic head on his shoulders.”

When asked a follow-up question about whether fans would see Moose Muhammad III play, Fisher responded that he will play him when ______.

As the Aggies have a lot of ______ to look forward too, fans are glad to see that Coach Fisher and the team will be prepared when ______ comes around.

 

— Unsolicited Dunk Pic