Bootchasers Find New Purpose After Forced Separation at Kyle Field

After the Corps of Cadets barred cadets from bringing dates to football games amidst COVID-19 regulations, bootchasers everywhere have had to adjust to sitting in the non-reg sections of Kyle Field. This change has led to an enlightenment period for bootchasers who have discovered a new purpose in place of first deck tickets to Aggie football games.

Self-proclaimed bootchaser and junior mathematics major Emily Grayson told The Mugdown, “I spent the entire first quarter wandering around Kyle Field and trying to find that one cadet I’ve been chasing the last two years. It wasn’t until the middle of the second quarter that I looked up and finally heard the roar of the Vanderbilt crowd as Kellen Mond fumbled yet again. At that moment, I realized that football games aren’t just about the Corps, they’re about chanting “bullshit” with the rest of the second deck!”

Other former flames of cadets have expressed appreciation for the reprieve from their first deck seats. Sarah Tomlinson, a junior communication major, said, “When I used to leave after halftime, my date and the rest of his buddies would look so disappointed in me for being a 2%er. Now, I can leave whenever I want and spend the rest of the time at Logies.”

As the football season progresses and bootchasers continue to stray from the Corps of Cadets, there have been reports of men’s organizations on campus making moves to capture their hearts by offering a group to pull with, full heads of hair, and after-parties to the newly unattached groups of girls. The Mugdown will continue to report on this developing change in the social norms of Texas A&M.

 

— Milidairy Walk