International Studies Major Announces Intent to Live Abroad
In a press conference held last Saturday, senior international studies major Tracy Tenet announced her plans to live abroad after graduation. With no job offers or plans for graduate school in a foreign country, Tenet released a statement declaring her intentions.
“I have learned all about globalization and foreign trade, I just can’t wait to get involved in all the action,” said Tenet to family members. After studying foreign affairs for four years, the senior is said to be finally ready for graduation and living ‘foreignly.’
Tenet’s parents, Will and Debra Tenet, are proud of their daughter’s accomplishments at Texas A&M University and believe their daughter to be the single person capable of changing the world. “After she came back from her study abroad in Spain and forced us to pronounce words like ‘guacamole’ differently at restaurants, we knew our daughter was meant for bigger things outside of Texas and the United States,” Will Tenet said.
Tenet is expected to release the name of the country or general region in which she intends to relocate to in another press conference next spring after a minimal Google search. Supportive of her endeavors, Texas A&M representatives state that they look forward to failing to receive a post-graduate employment update soon.
— Haudi Arabia
The son of the richest oil sheikh in the Persian Gulf, it was only a matter of time before good ol’ Haudi came to the best petroleum school in the US of A. Haudi is just like any other guy at Texas A&M, cheering in his suite at games, jet-setting every weekend, and carpooling in his G- Wagon to class. While we don’t have corporate sponsors, we do love the oil industry for catering every meeting with Christopher’s. Drill habibi, drill!