Industrial Distribution Project Just Another Drinking Group
Last Tuesday, students from IDIS 433 decided to go out drinking rather than work on their project due later that week. This did not come as a shock to anyone in the department, as other groups from IDIS 433 and several related classes could be seen scattered throughout Northgate.
“We just balance our time really well,” said senior Alex Huffman, despite being in his 4th week without a single assignment due. “We’re always on top of our work, and our professor is super lenient in grading.”
A second group managed to combine their efforts of drinking and working, chipping in for a case of beer before sitting down to work on the project. After working for 30 minutes, the group had completed a quarter of the project and all of the beer.
The following day, the same group decided to show their professor their study methods during lecture and were met with wild praise. It is unclear if this praise was because they finished their work prior to the night it was due or because they continued to bond over alcohol.
At the end of each week, their professor reminds them that “if you drink, don’t drive.” Students will be sure to put their professor’s teaching to use as they continue to drink while working on their assignments.
— Longboard of Regents
You know that douchebag that rides his longboard in the “No Bike Zone” between the Memorial Student Center and Rudder? Yeah, that’s our Longboard of Regents. When he actually shows up to meetings, you can count on him to sit in the back and Juul with his head drooping to the side as he tries not to fall asleep.