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Unhappy Corps Member Could Quit

By Homewrecking Crew , in Corps of Cadets , at August 26, 2020 Tags: , , ,

Last week, senior cadet Andre Barron discovered that he was not contracted to Corps of Cadets service and could end his membership at any time. This discovery came in stark contrast to his long-held opinion that he was being forced into servitude by the repressive organization.

“It’s been four long years,” said Barron, feeling relieved and embarrassed after discovering his inborn freedom. Barron followed this statement with a short message to his outfit’s group text. In the message, he explained to others how to exercise their newfound liberation.

At press time, however, Barron stated that he would continue his participation in the Corps. When asked why he would continue, Barron explained that the opportunities to complain were too valuable to pass up.

 

— Homewrecking Crew