Parade to Be Held for Future College Football Championship
Chancellor John Sharp announced his plans Friday to hold a parade to celebrate Coach Jimbo Fisher’s future College Football Playoff championship. The announcement came one year after Fisher was presented with a plaque commemorating this promised championship.
“We know it’s not a matter of if, but rather when,” Sharp said. “It’s only fair that current students get a chance to celebrate this momentous achievement while they’re still in school.” Fisher is entering the third year of his ten-year, $75 million contract, during which he has posted a 17-9 record. “I wouldn’t have taken this job if I didn’t think a championship would be the end result,” Fisher said. “If we can’t get the job done in the first decade, then I’m fully prepared to keep extending my contract until we get the outcome we want.”
The parade itself will travel down University Drive, Texas Avenue, and up through campus, ending at Kyle Field with the unveiling of a new 20__ College Football Playoffs National Championship banner and a trophy presentation ceremony.
— Kushing Library
Don’t get the wrong impression, Kushing Library is a hard worker, but when he heard the university libraries don’t drug test their interns, it was love at first light. If you’re the studious type, you can occasionally hear the soft crackle of his dab pen from deep within the A&M archives. Get to know him, and he might even share Arya Stark’s Catspaw dagger that he hollowed out into his own personal pipe.