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Parade to Be Held for Future College Football Championship

By Kushing Library , in Sports , at August 25, 2020 Tags: , , , ,

Chancellor John Sharp announced his plans Friday to hold a parade to celebrate Coach Jimbo Fisher’s future College Football Playoff championship. The announcement came one year after Fisher was presented with a plaque commemorating this promised championship.

“We know it’s not a matter of if, but rather when,” Sharp said. “It’s only fair that current students get a chance to celebrate this momentous achievement while they’re still in school.” Fisher is entering the third year of his ten-year, $75 million contract, during which he has posted a 17-9 record. “I wouldn’t have taken this job if I didn’t think a championship would be the end result,” Fisher said. “If we can’t get the job done in the first decade, then I’m fully prepared to keep extending my contract until we get the outcome we want.”

The parade itself will travel down University Drive, Texas Avenue, and up through campus, ending at Kyle Field with the unveiling of a new 20__ College Football Playoffs National Championship banner and a trophy presentation ceremony.

 

— Kushing Library