Student Citing Number of Aggie Fortune 500 CEOs Not Going to Be One

A student claiming that Mays Business School has prepared them to one day be an executive officer failed their accounting exam yesterday afternoon. After two hours of intense studying, they were disappointed to discover the test material was not in fact common sense.

In an interview with The Mugdown, this corporate hopeful explained that the Aggie Network would get them a summer internship, an easy feat considering their 2.6 GPA and lack of communication skills. Confident in the connections their parents have built through a lifetime of hard work, they are sure that an opportunity will present itself eventually.

Following the interview, the future Best Buy manager chose to host a wine night rather than participate in a group meeting for a project that would determine their graduation status. “Don’t let school get in the way of college,” said the corporate prodigy after watching Netflix in place of a Zoom lecture.

 

— Mugdown Staff