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Student Folds Laundry For Fun

By CTE-Walk , in Local News , at April 21, 2020 Tags: , , , ,

After weeks of sitting in the corner of his bedroom and covering every surface in the vicinity, Henry Fritzmaher’s clothes have been folded. The student reported that this was an uncommon occurrence. “I’ve been putting this off ever since my first load of laundry after winter break,” Fitzmaher said. “Not for any particular reason, I’ve just not done it.”

Fitzmaher told Mugdown reporters that folding three months’ worth of laundry gave him something to do besides refreshing social media or sleeping. “Since this quarantine has begun, I’ve been incredibly bored. I thought I had run out of things to do around the house, when all of a sudden I noticed my admittedly massive pile of clothes spilling from my hamper,” Fitzmaher said. “I realized folding my laundry was probably the only thing left to do that I hadn’t been doing all day for the past week, so I decided I’d give it a go. It was the most fun I had all week.”

When asked if he would take on other chores with his newfound free time, the student scoffed. “Listen, I’m bored, but not bored enough to vacuum or clean my bathroom,” Fitzmaher said. “If that happens, we will have really been in trouble.”

 

— CTE-Walk