QUIZ: Are You Enjoying Your Newfound Time Alone or Are You Just a Total Loser?
Now that you’ve been stuck inside for a few weeks, there have probably been several restful moments you wouldn’t usually get the chance to enjoy. This quiz will tell you if this change of pace has been a positive, out-of-the-ordinary experience or if you are just a total loser who is too afraid to put themselves out of their comfort zone.
— Anime Sciences
Treading silently through the Kleberg Center amongst the yeeyees and horse girls, we find Anime Sciences making his way to class with his head bowed. An inattentive freshmen accidentally walks into him, and suddenly the crowded hallway goes hush. A mind-bendingly long series of close-ups, confused grunts, and angry growls signals the triggering of Anime Sciences’ wrath as he unsheathes his katana from its holster. Uttering a rapid flurry of insults in English that somehow don’t match the movement of his lips, he challenges the freshman to either flee or face certain death. The fish scampers off. Order is restored in West Campus.