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Is Your Corps Boyfriend Cheating on You With a Wag? 5 Signs That Signal Yes

By Milidairy Walk , in Clickbait Corps of Cadets , at April 17, 2020 Tags: , , , , ,

Are you concerned your Corps boyfriend could be cheating on you? Here are 5 signs that he’s a no-good cheater!

1. He wakes up and leaves your house early in the morning.

If he leaves your house at 5:00 A.M after spending the night there on a weeknight, he is definitely up to no good.

2. He has meetings every afternoon with his “outfit.”

While we can agree that the Corps of Cadets is a real time-suck, there’s no way that he’s actually busy with the Corps every weekday afternoon!

3. He calls other girls he sees “ma’am.”

So what if it’s his superior in his corps outfit? If he calls her ma’am, you know that they’re definitely sleeping in the same rack.

4. He works out with other girls in the Corps.

They say couples that workout together stay together… so then why is he running every morning with that girl in his outfit?

5. You caught him in the act of displaying physical or emotional intimacy with another cadet. 

This is a big one. If you catch him cheating on you with a wag, he probably is!

 

— Milidairy Walk