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Displaced Cadet Finds Fulfillment in Hazing Little Brother

By Century Pee , in Corps of Cadets , at April 8, 2020 Tags: , , ,

Last Wednesday, Logan McDaniel, a sophomore cadet from Company Z-1, was seen bragging in his buddy class GroupMe that he hazed his little brother for crying while watching the movie “Up.”

Sources said that McDaniel forced his little brother to drink a half-gallon of milk and then run up and down a hill in their neighborhood for two hours. “My little brother is just so soft,” McDaniel said when asked about his actions. “He’s such a little bitch.”

As many cadets have decided to move back home for the remainder of the semester, they are left with little structure and no outlet for their typical activities. McDaniel told The Mugdown that, in addition to hazing his brother, he has used his extra time to stay in shape. “I go on a run every day with a LEGO in my shoe just to make sure I stay hard,” McDaniel said.

Although the Corps of Cadets no longer holds the authority to charge McDaniel on the basis of hazing, reports indicate that his mom has disciplined him by forcing him to participate in family game night.

 

— Century Pee