Aggie Jingles To Sell Feet Pics FTK
Sally Montgomery, a new member in Aggie Jingles, recently joined the “Comma Club” for hitting the $1,000 mark in donations collected “For The Kids.” Facing mounting pressure from Aggie Miracle to reach her fundraising goal, Montgomery reportedly resorted to extreme measures to hit her minimum. Notably, Montgomery decided to begin sending pictures of her feet to people for money. Aggie Jingles will implement the fundraising strategy organization-wide starting this week.
“I tried several tactics, but I found that selling pictures of my feet worked the best!” Montgomery said. “I really care about helping sick kids, and I didn’t realize the quick money you can make from this. Plus, most of my customers pay for my pedicures!”
Montgomery further shared that her friends and family have been extremely supportive, particularly her Uncle Greg, who has been a frequent donor.
When asked how she got her ideas for fundraising, Montgomery said she searched “easiest ways to raise money FTK” and found this list:
Top 10 Fundraising Ideas FTK:
- Make arts and crafts for your friends
- Making music playlists/burning CDs
- Stop spending your parent’s money getting shitfaced on NG
- Bake brownies/other sweets
- Sell your plasma
- Steal from the collection plate
- Collect change at a traffic stop
- Give rides to and from Chilifest (just kidding, you’re not skipping Chilifest)
- Scam freshmen by selling them “whooping privileges”
— Wehner Dog & Crystal Matlab
