Recruiter Happy to Tell You About Accounting Firm They Will Soon Leave
Recruiters from AbC, a sponsor company of the professional program in accounting (PPA), arrived on campus this week and are eager to convince students of the benefits offered by the employer they personally can’t wait to leave.
Because recruiters know exactly what students want to hear, convincing job-seeking students to endure the very work these recruiters despise is relatively easy. “You want to be close with your coworkers? Oh yeah, definitely a family in our office,” said Jerome Andrews, thinking back on last year’s team-building bar tab where his boss made a point to hug everyone before they left.
“It’s really a great place to work, especially when you’re starting your career and want to get established [allowing you to ultimately leave for a better opportunity like I plan to do next week],” said senior auditor Alisha Perry to Trevor Feldman, a junior PPA student.
Perry added that she really looks forward to glimpsing Feldman frantically working during “busy season” next year as she passes her old office on her way home from work.
— Homewrecking Crew
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