Organization Carved Into Library Tables Building Men of Integrity
The organization whose initials are carved into every last table at BLCC has again proven itself to be capable of building men of integrity.
As yet another demonstration of the moral uprightness that its members embody, many of the original carvings containing the organization’s initials were updated last week to display additional examples of the organization’s honorable and mature nature.
Similar to the original pieces, the updated artwork reportedly displays phone numbers with claims that the owners are “ready for a good time.”
Although the exact nature of the promoted activities is uncertain at press time, many believe that the accompanying curse words and phallic depictions point toward innocent fun in alignment with the organization’s reputation.
—Homewrecking Crew
Gentlemen, lock up your girlfriends, Homewrecking Crew is out on the town tonight. He’s tall, brutishly handsome and has a smile that can melt even the most loyal of girl’s hearts. Rumor has it that making prolonged contact with those dreamy eyes can make a relationship that lasted since high school dissolve into obscurity. So if you’re hoping to give her that ring by spring, make sure you keep her safe from Homewrecking Crew!