Org Wants to Reject the Real You
Recruitment for Aggie GALS has just begun, and we’re so excited to meet our future sisters! Keep reading if being part of a sassy girl boss squad is how you want to find your future bridesmaids.
Aggie GALS (Girls and Ladies Serving) is a women’s org founded in 2015 on the pillars of community, selfless service, and sisterhood. We volunteer with several meaningful charities on a local and national level, and we love flouting university alcohol policy multiple times a semester during date parties, crush parties, semi-formal, and formal. We are accepting applications until February 21st at 5pm, due in Koldus lockbox A1. This is a hard deadline.
In Aggie GALS, we want to get to know the real you. We want you to be fully yourself during the application process because if Aggie GALS isn’t the right fit, we want to make sure you find your true place at Texas A&M, which will probably be in an organization with lower standards. We look for girls who are willing to grow as people (but only if they’re already cool, confident, and pretty).
One of the questions we get asked a lot is “how many girls will you be taking this semester?” Well, the answer is that we don’t have a set amount and will just take as many girls as we see fit. You should remember this when you receive your rejection email because it means that none of the girls accepted were more deserving than you and that you are objectively just not the kind of person we want in our organization. If you follow our advice and just be yourself, this should hit you particularly hard because you will be able to take it personally.
There is no one kind of girl for Aggie GALS. We pride ourselves on the amount of diversity we present while still maintaining one homogenous personality. When you write your application, don’t just tell us what we want to hear. Be yourself; we want to get to know the real you. Our organization doesn’t have any criteria for admissions besides our personal opinions about whether we want to be friends with you, and we probably won’t since our acceptance rate is lower than the transfer rate into Mays.
Rock on with your boss babe self,
Aggie GALS Recruitment Committee
—Ring Chunks
No, Ring Chunks is feeling fine, really. Yeah, it was a long journey to the bottom of the pitcher, but she knew that coming into her dunk. That’s why she made sure to let it sit overnight and pick a light beer she didn’t care for and – oh. Oh no. Um, okay, let’s just move her here to the trash can – wait, why is it full? Oh God, Ring Chunks, just keep it together until we can reach the toilet – NO! NOT IN THE KITCHEN SINK!